ShinRa Electric Power Company

Sept 25, 1990

My birthday in a week.  I've already decided to send Rufus back, but he'll have to wait till after my big party.  It'll be a surprise, of course, but I've already told Heide what I want.  Besides the women, babies, and my army, I want... strippers.  Actually, I want a giant cake with strippers coming out of it.  Yeah.

Someone needs to make that happen.

What?    Oh, yes, this thing... Yes, it's on.  Hmm... Is it working?    Yes... it's... oh!   I see, yes, it types as I  say something.    Ha ha haa!   The wonders of Shin Ra technology.


Hrrm hrmm hoom!  Yes.

I am freed from the burden of typing out a log with this handy gadget.   I don't have time to post much to this silly log, even with a voice poster.  Hrmm.  My son has been sent back to Junon, after being cleared of any suspicions that he started this mess with the machines.   We still do not know what started it all, nor how they got let loose... but that I am sure is forthcoming, if people value their jobs.  Rufus of course suspected nothing, heh heh, but still.  He's getting impatient, so it might time to... well, you shall all see, won't you?

Heh heh.  I need a break... maybe I'll go get Heidy and hit up the Honeybee.  Bzzz!

Today was not a good day.  Several reports coming in of some machinery going wrong.   People wanting to blame Shinra.   Stupid plebes.  There is nothing wrong with our machinery, only with the people operating them.  If these people want to see what it would be like without Shinra, they need only look at Wutai.  If they want to live in huts, I'll gladly ship them over, at my expense.

People need to leave me alone today, or I'm liable to punch something that gets in my way.

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